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America x Reader:  Late Night Mission


That's the only sound coming from the living room where you and Alfred were currently playing Guitar Hero 3. At 2:30 in the morning.

"Dude this sucks!" Alfred suddenly exclaimed as you both finished another level in the game. "How can we play Guitar Hero 3 when the volume is off!? It doesn't make sense!"

You looked over at him with a glare and shushed him. "It was your idea to play at this time!"

"I know that, but I did it so we could yell and wake up Arthur!" Alfred retorted.
You rolled your eyes, but let out a chuckle. 'Alfred, always there to bug Arthur.' You thought.

It would've been louder if the fake drums were brought out, but Matthew decided to be sneaky and hide them before you and Alfred had a chance to start the game. This led to you two just using the guitar and bass.

"If this is such a bad idea, why'd you agree to play with me?" Alfred asked you quietly.

You looked over at him. The T.V screen in front of you two was the only light source in the living room and it lit half of Alfred's face. His glasses were shown almost white and he wore a smirk on his face.

"Pfft, I am only playing because Guitar Hero 3 is my favorite game, duh" you quickly said.

Alfred looked a little hurt by that response, but you brushed it off. After all it was Alfred; he always gets upset by the smallest things, even if he's 19 years old.

"Alright!" you started "What song should we do now?"

Alfred focused back on the T.V and scrolled through the song list with the guitar "How about Fury of the Storm?"

"Sure" you agreed getting your guitar ready. Alfred although seemed to be thinking of something else to say

"But…We play with the volume ON!" He finally added smiling at you widely.

You gaped at him while dropping your guitar "Are you crazy Alfred!? That song is already loud enough even with the slightest sound to it!"

"So?" was his only response while he shrugged.

You face palmed. "So? What do you mean SO!? Alfred, If we do this Arthur will wake up and see us playing Guitar Hero. And it doesn't help that this is HIS GAME!" you whispered

Alfred looked at you with a blank stare for a while, which made you a bit uncomfortable. Suddenly he let out his signature laugh. Your eyes widened why? Because his signature laugh was LOUD!

"Alfred!" you hissed at him "Be quiet PLEASE!" you were practically begging him to stay silent.

It wasn't that you hated his laugh or anything; it was because of Arthur and what he told you before you were allowed to sleepover at his home...And what you promised him.


"(y/n), you do know that I don't like it when you come over for a sleepover, right?" Arthur sighed, slightly angry.

You looked up at him with a pleading face "Please Arthur! I promise this time we won't go to sleep late!"

Arthur frowned "You said that the last time and I found you and Alfred in the kitchen making sandwiches at 3 in the morning!"

"I know, I know I messed up…But this time I am really promising you! Please Arthur! "You exclaimed

"And If I catch you two up late again?" He grumbled as he crossed his arms.

You looked down and blinked your eyes quickly trying to come up with something.

"I won't sleepover again for a whole month!" you blurted out.

Arthur stood there at his front door entrance thinking for a while, and then his lips made a slight smile.

"Alright, I'll let you sleepover."


Alfred had no idea about this promise.

"(Y/n) you're such a goody two shoes!" Alfred now lay on the couch laughing and barley breathing. His blue eyes were closed tightly, but that didn't stop the tears from coming out.

You started to panic. Without thinking you grabbed a pillow and jumped on Alfred and covered his face with the pillow. He was laughing, but it was still loud. You then pushed the pillow on his face forcefully. His laugh then became quieter and quieter until you couldn't hear anything. You were too panicked to realize you were nearly chocking him.

"Mmffffhhh!" Alfred was now frantically waving his arms.

"Please don't wake up Arthur!" You bite your lip unaware of what Alfred was doing.

Suddenly two arms grabbed you by the sides and started to tickle you. You let out a yelp and fell off of Alfred and the couch, which caused a big bam.

"Dude! You could've killed me!" Alfred panted trying to catch his breath "do you hate me that much!?"

You sat up and rubbed you head "NO! I could never hate you Alfred! I-I-I…I could never hate you" You whispered.

"Then why'd you try to kill me!?" He exclaimed as he sat up on the couch.

"I wasn't! You were just laughing so loud!" You retorted "If I hadn't done that we'd both be killed by Arthur for multiple things!"

Silence was the only sound standing in the living room now. Then Alfred let out a sigh.

"Alright, Alright I'll be quiet just for you so you won't be so jumpy" he assured you

"Thanks Alfie" you smiled getting up to go get your guitar. You never noticed that Alfred blushed when you called him 'Alfie'.


"Whoa… Dude it's almost 3" Alfred said pausing the game and looking over at you.

You looked at the clock and then back at Alfred "So? Oui Don't tell me you're tired?"

Alfred let out a chuckle "Of course not dude! I love staying up late with you!"

You blushed. Thankfully in this dim light Alfred couldn't see the blush. You thought he was lying when he said he wasn't tired, but taking a closer look at his face you could tell he was telling the truth. His baby blue eyes were still bright with excitement. Just like a kid when they walk into a candy shop.

The game started again and this time you two were up against each other which made you fiercely competitive. You slammed the guitar buttons whenever the color came up and you sometimes yelled when you won one a round, which caused you to quickly cover your mouth. Whenever you lost you'd glare over at Alfred; who had a sheepish smile. This made you punch his shoulder playfully, well sometimes.

"Okay, that's about 5 times I've-"Alfred was cut off by you shushing him.

"What is it (y/n)? Did you-" you slapped his shoulder.

"Quiet! I think I heard a door open…!" you gasped as you looked over into the hallway.

Alfred looked over at the hallway and squinted his eyes. "I think it's just Matthew"

You two stood there silently with pricked ears to figure out if someone had come out or not. There was the sound of footsteps and someone coughing. Suddenly you two heard a door click open and an angry british voice complaining about their uncomfortable bed.

"HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE IT'S ARTHUR!" You whispered to Alfred with eyes wide open.

"HO SHIT! DUDE TURN THE TV OFF!" Alfred whispered back to you with big blue eyes.

Quickly you two scattered. Alfred went to go hide the Guitar Hero stuff and you turned the T.V off; which made the room completely dark.

"Quick! Grab a pillow and just fall somewhere and pretend you're sleeping!" You ordered Alfred.

You and Alfred both grabbed a pillow from the couches and fell on the floor and pretended to sleep. You could barely make out Alfred "sleeping" on the rug. He sprawled himself out and started making fake snores. You on the other hand were smart and choose to "sleep" on the couch. You couldn't help but silently laugh at what you and Alfred were doing.

Silence filled the room once again, but this time the sound of the footsteps got closer and closer to the living room. Then the steps paused and your heart started to beat faster. 'What if Arthur saw us go crazy and turn off the T.V and hide his games?' you thought.

A small chuckle was heard. Slowly you lifted your head slightly and opened one eye. You barley saw the outline of Arthur at the living room entrance with his arms crossed across his chest. Looking closely you saw a smile across his face.

"Bloody twits actually fell asleep early tonight…" you heard him whisper to himself.

'Yes! We didn't get caught!' You mentally cheered.

Arthur was about to turn around and leave to use to restroom until someone decided to cut the cheese at this time. Arthur whipped his head around and looked at Alfred with fierce eyes.

"What the bloody hell was that!?" his voice clearly in rage and his face was replaced with a disgusted look.

You had to hold in your laugh. You could not blow your cover now.

Neither you nor Alfred made a squeak, so Arthur just left the room clearly disgusted by what Alfred just did. You both waited for the bedroom door to be shut. Finally the cost was clear.

"Oh my gosh, Alfred I can't believe you farted!" You burst up laughing.

Alfred sat up from his spot and let out a laugh "I had to do it! Arthur was there and it was perfect!"

"You should've seen his face!" you gasped through laughs.

You two sat there laughing for a while longer until Alfred looked over at your figure.

"You still wanna play?" he asked while yawning.

You giggled "I am pretty tired…We could play tomorrow in the morning before I have to leave?"

"Okay, but not Guitar Hero. Arthur would kill us" he responded.

"We could always beg him. I am sure he'd let us borrow it if you pull off that cute puppy face!" you giggled.

There was a silence…awkward silence. That's when it hit you.

Alfred laughed nervously "you think my puppy face is cu-"

"GOODNIGHT ALFRED!" You said quickly before covering yourself with your blanket.

(England: :iconreactionplz:)

I've read so many of these reader intserts, So I thought to myself "Why not write one?"

Tada! :D

(Story based on true events!)

Please be nice it's my first insert. If there is any grammer mistakes PLEASE tell me nicely. I am just a starting writer :)

I luv you guys!:heart: :iconsupertighthugplz:

Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya
You (c) you
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2016
Alfred would fart with Arthur in the room just because Arthur was in the room. he just would. pssh, he's so childish and adorable.
i would've had such a hard time not laughing at him. i probably would've burst a vein trying not to laugh.

this was wonderful and adorable to read!
galaxysnowleopard Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
ShibaTheAwesome Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015
Alfie farted XDD
xXRaggedFangXx Featured By Owner May 5, 2015
Dat fart doh
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Once I went to a sleepover with 10 other girls, including our little anime weirdo group (I'm Japan, Geovanna is Italy, and Monica is Germany.), and we were all partying. But then Henna's mom (Henna acts like France) came downstairs and we all pretended to sleep. She checked everyone one of us, but when she passed by me, (I had my butt in the air), I farted right in her face. Geovanna almost burst out laughing, while Monica was silently snickering. Her mom was like: (Her momma be ghetto) GURL WHY DA F YOU CUT DA CHEESE IN MY SEXY-A** FACE?!?
Everyone lost it after that. Best sleepover ever!!
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
that is truly hysterical
crossoversaremylife Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter

from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,




1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3


2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!

3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.

* *

* *

* *

Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your



Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!

25 people- your crush will kiss you!!

30 people - Your crush will have sex with you

35 people or more- All of the above!!

Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
EnvelopingDark Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Student Writer
caydiebear Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
I can't stop laughig.
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:) (I may or may nor have done this at a sleepover before...)
Actually funny, because I DO say 'holy roman empire' in place of words. Or Spamano...
Holy Roman Empire, what the Spamano is that!?
mirahnorton Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
The ending is so me.
AlexislovesArmin Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my gosh that was HALARIOUS! :iconlaughingplz:
Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013
i've done that. It was awesome XD 
sweetpurple24 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
inocentHorror Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist
FanGirl08 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lolololol!! The sandwiches!! I've done that and my Mom walked in with a baseball bat thinking I was a burglar... My friend Andrew and I died laughing afterwords, choking on the sandwiches xD
inocentHorror Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist
OMG that's perfect XD
alice137 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Student Artist
Im dying with how funny and cute this story is.
jennichan2 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
After reading a super romantic story....I get this...*bangs head on the table with a tear forming in the eye from uncontrollable laughter*
Firekitten12 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
ALFRED!!! He cut the cheese, I was laughing when my brother came and asked, "What are you laughing at?" he knows of hetalia but i decided to lie, i said i farted n then he ran saying "SHE IS A DUDE!" i luv this to much
Masked-Kyuubi Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i loved this so much * dies from laughter*
AlphaShepardWolf Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student General Artist
Hey u wrote this on my birthday! *highfive?*
Masked-Kyuubi Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
totally! *highfive* late though... sorry -_-
AlphaShepardWolf Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Student General Artist
It's ok I'm late too!
Blargfacekesese Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
XD I died laughing at this! One of the best reader inserts I've read so far!
Lindori-chan Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I bet if you took another crack at it or tried to continue it, you could slip some more fluff in there.
TenshiNoAkasuna Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Not that much fluff in it, but it was still so hilarious, really funny, I liked it even though there was a tiny amount of fluff in it. (=
GoldenSong2307 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah...I am not used to making fluff, sorry. ^^;
But either way I am glad you liked it :)
TenshiNoAkasuna Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
You don't have to be sorry, if there's one thing you aren't good at, then either you can learn it or bring out things little more you are actually really good at. :D
GoldenSong2307 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
True true :3
Tygermane Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Omg! Cutting the cheese! Made me think of when we had sleepovers with my cousins & we'd get yelled out for being to loud, then after lie 5 minutes of silence, someone would let one go & we'd all be snickering and giggling & getting yelled at again. Of course, family camping trips are still like that lol.
Cute story too! :D. Really liked it!
GoldenSong2307 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
LOL! XD That's hilarious and I can totally relate to that with my cousins! They call it a "Cheese Competition" -.-

They rip it all night, and I get no sleep because I am the one yelling "SHUT YOUR CHEEKS!" xD

Thank you! :)
SugarAnimeKitty99 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist
Hahah this is amazing for a first reader insert~! Oh Alfred :squee: !
GoldenSong2307 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:aww: Thank You!
SugarAnimeKitty99 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist
You're Welcome :iconyayamericaplz:
Djcrazybanana Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
GoldenSong2307 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
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colorfulmoon Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student General Artist
I would've been a goner and laughed at Alfred farting. This was good. :XD:
GoldenSong2307 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thank You :)
colorfulmoon Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student General Artist
You're welcome. :iconbiggrinplz:
RainyRevalia Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconhandspazzplz: LOL HE CUT THE CHEESE!
GoldenSong2307 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my god your comment made my day! XD
RainyRevalia Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist

If alfred was real and he cut the cheese, I would be like::iconhemanplz: ALFREDD!!
GoldenSong2307 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Haha! XD my reaction would be
:icondramaticplz: : WTF!?
RainyRevalia Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
And alfred would be like: :iconyesyoucanplz: I DIDNT DO IT I SWEAR!
pumpkin-milk Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You just made me laugh so hard XD
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